Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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