You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
My feet surprised me
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