Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Randomize
