He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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