Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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