I swear she didn't look like that last week.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
