I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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