I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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