I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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