Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just had sex on a roof
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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