Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Randomize
