I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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