please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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