Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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