i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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