dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
he shaved USA in his pubs
handjob tips. give me some.
Too much gin, very little bucket
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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