i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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