i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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