Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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