I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
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