i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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