god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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