ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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