Plan B is the new Plan A
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
