He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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