READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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