can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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