If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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