There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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