There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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