He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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