windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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