You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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