'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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