forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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