so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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