Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
did you just send me my own nude
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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