Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
i think im in europe. pls send help
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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