we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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