You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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