Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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