Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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