the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
