just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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