My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you mean i was at the winter classic?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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