im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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