He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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