is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
i think my cat just said my name.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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