she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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