I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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