Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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