Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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