nut hugger
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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