Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I don't deserve a penis
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
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