We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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