Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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